Fuck you, insurance (NSFW language)

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
09/02/2015 at 08:46 • Filed to: None

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TD specifically.

A little about this year:

- I had one ticket when I started the policy. That had since passed the 3-year mark and has come off.

- My 21st birthday is a little before the renewal date.

- Rates have been moving down slightly this year.

- I have had no accidents, no new tickets, nothing.

- When my policy started, I had no prior association with them, now I have 1 year.

- On the renewal it was made clear these events have not slid under the table. All the numbers on my record are more positive than last year.

In accordance with the ordinary principles of insurance (or maybe they have none) my rates should be going down. But Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... TD pushed my rate up by sixteen fucking hundred fucking dollars.

So, fuck you, TD. There is absolutely no fucking way I’m renewing with you. Go fuck yourself with a rusty pair of pruning shears.

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DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 08:49

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How much were you planning for what car?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flavien Vidal
09/02/2015 at 08:51

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Planning? or paying?

My current policy was 6000$. I figured I'd stick it for a year, then it would come down. I was right, it did come down dramatically. Just not the company I'm with.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 08:53

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Up BY 1600 or up TO 1600? Either way, holy shit


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
09/02/2015 at 08:55

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BY.

You don't have a hope of finding 1600$ insurance for a 20yo in the GTA.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 08:55

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“We are not smart. We must charge existing customers more. Then our insurance ship can go.” - TD, probably.

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/02/2015 at 08:56

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“Logic? What's that?"


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 08:56

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Oh, this is in Grand Theft Auto. I thought you meant real life!

Man, that game is getting too realistic.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Ash78, voting early and often
09/02/2015 at 08:58

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Greater Toronto Area...

Don't give me that shit, please. Not today. :( That's all I find when I try to search for stuff in my area.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 08:59

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Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:00

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Dear fucking Lord that’s insane.

My policy went up by the exact same amount. When I added the SL600 to my policy with full coverage .

I use Progressive. I can’t say enough good things about them. Are you in an area Progressive works in? Did I mention I really like Progressive?

Flo is my bestie when it comes to insurance. Oh, and they started offering renters insurance. Guess who will be adding that when he gets an apartment?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/02/2015 at 09:00

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Recommend.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:02

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You set yourself up with that, though...this is a primarily American site and 90% of America doesn’t know that regional acronym (being a geography nerd, I did).

Anyway, that rate sounds insane...can’t you just shop around? I don’t know if Canadian insurance is anything like Canadian banking — ie, very few choices — but in the US there are MANY small insurance companies that cater to young people and/or people with spotty driving records. Most of them are owned by the bigger companies, so we’re not talking about shady operators.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JGrabowMSt
09/02/2015 at 09:02

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Canada, so no.

Not good at guessing. Hmm... is it... you?


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:03

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Man, that sucks, I can’t imagine paying that much for car insurance. Even when I was 20 and younger I don’t think I ever saw more than 1600 much less have insurance go up by that much. Do you drive something “sporty”, insurance companies are dumb that way, insurance for a 1990 FZR 600 was more than double that of a 2004 FZ6 for me since the FZR was a “sport bike” and the FZ6 was a “standard” bike, even though the FZ6 could run circles around the FZR in any performance measureable


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:04

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Weird, I wonder what changed in their tables.

I once moved less than 5 miles and ended up with a 40% increase because it moved me on their map from a rural zone to a near-urban zone (skipping all the suburban tiers) on their map. In reality there was no change to traffic level and/or crime, but they've got to draw the lines somewhere I suppose. Switched to another company that had a different map and came out about even. You still in the same location?


Kinja'd!!! random001 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:04

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I can do you one similar. I got my renewal bill, and my rates had doubled. Now, I’m a 32 year old male with no tickets on his record for 5 years at this point. I call them, you know what they said? “Well, we had a larger than expected number of accidents in your state, so we’re raising everyone’s rates.”

I did nothing wrong, and I have to support your bad drivers? Nope! Effin insurance...


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:04

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My insurance is about a grand a year for liability on two cars. Then again I’m 29, in a lower insurance area, and driving nothing less than 25 years old.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Ash78, voting early and often
09/02/2015 at 09:08

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I did, you’re right.

Trust me, I am shopping. Frankly, that’s one of the things that bugs me. Last time I shopped around, TD was second best. The best turned me down. They asked if I would be using it for business use, and I said I’d like to if I could. “Sorry, we can’t insure you”. “OK, I won’t use it, then”. “No, it’s too late now we can’t take the risk”. Anyway, this time around they jumped up by so much when every other rate is dropping like a stone. Dafuq TD? Act consistant much?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
09/02/2015 at 09:09

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Yeah, and here I am with a pickup, the cheapest vehicle to insure (at least here), and I’m still in the sky :(

oh well suck it up I guess. Rants help


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jariten1781
09/02/2015 at 09:12

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Exactly the same. Like I said, there is no logical reason for it. They actually had the regions I was lumped in listed, it's prety big, so I'd have to move a good way to change anything.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > random001
09/02/2015 at 09:15

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Insurance should be public, IMO.

I worked it out, they could slash everones rates by 5/6, and still make double what they would make in taxes on insurance.

On top of that, add the fact that there ARE no taxes on insurance. More gov’t revenue, less private expenditure for something required by law, more loose cash, better economy.

When I was 16, I priced insurance in Manitoba (which is public) just for the heck of it. $1100-1600 range. At 16!!!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
09/02/2015 at 09:18

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I think around here rates start to go back up after a certain vehicle age. Could be wrong though.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:19

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > JGrabowMSt
09/02/2015 at 09:20

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Stolen. I forgot that existed. Now I need to use it more.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:35

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Paying, sorry on my tablet :)

6000$ a year for insurance????? Did you drive a Maybach or some kind of Zr1 Corvette in limited edition??


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flavien Vidal
09/02/2015 at 09:39

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No, just 20yo in Toronto

Insurance is a fucking scam up here.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:45

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Holy shit.... As a 25 year old driving a V8 Mustang in Montreal, I was paying 600$ a year... That’s 10 times less. And we have terrible winters!! This makes no sense...

What is your car?

(Lol, your car insurance was more expensive than my rent haha)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flavien Vidal
09/02/2015 at 09:49

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Chevy Colorado. V8, but that never affected anything afaik. The rate I got was the same as the online quote, and there isn’t any option for specific engines on there.

Side note: when were you 25?


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 09:53

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What year? If you have a brand new one full option and so on, that you have fully covered, whole still way too expensive, you can’t expect something cheap.. If it’s a 1998 one, then just move to QC lol... Your insurance cost will pay for your rent.

At 29 I was paying 700$ a year for a Corvette that I drove in winter... That was two years ago :)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flavien Vidal
09/02/2015 at 09:56

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2010.

Actually, last year when I was running numbers through online I found that GM pickup rates spiked between '04-'08. A brand new loaded 2014 Silverado was less than an '04 Sierra.


Kinja'd!!! Flavien Vidal > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
09/02/2015 at 10:00

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Yeah not a cheap car but still damn... I live in Japan now and insurance is way way cheaper than that lol

Time to move out I guess :)


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Flavien Vidal
09/02/2015 at 10:02

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But I like it here :(

It might be, though.